I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or porn sex worker.
Now, memek according to this new study crot from the porn bokeh ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater crot the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for porn bokeh a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed bokeh to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel crot happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for crot other crot tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about crot manners and memek ‘manipulation’, porn and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder crot the crot cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was bokeh like bokep saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in bokep 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby bokeh males that bokep they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: crot the bokep best sex may just be the quietest.
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